The Truth About Eating

For those of you who watch what you eat... here's the final conclusion on nutrition and health, and it’s a relief to know the final truth after all the conflicting medical studies that got you confused over the years:

1. The Japanese drink a lot of sake and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

3. The Italians drink a lot of wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

4. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of fatty sausages and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

5. The Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat fatty cabbage rolls with pork and sour cream, and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like. Apparently, what kills you is speaking English.

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