Seafood On The Menu: Lobster Tails
Amazed at the great value, a man stopped in and asked the waitress, "Five dollars each for lobster tails -- is that correct?" "Yes," she said. "It's our special just for today." "Well," he said, "they must be little lobster tails." "No," she replied, "it's the really big lobster." "Are you sure they aren't green lobster tails - and a little bit tough?" "No," she said, "it's the really big, red lobster." "Big, red lobster tails at $5 each?" he said, amazed. "They must be not-so-fresh lobster tails!" "No, they're definitely today's." "Today's big, red lobster tails - $5 each?" he repeated, astounded. "Yes, definitely" she insisted with a smile. "Well, here's my five dollars," he said. "I'll take one." She took the money and led him to a table where she invited him to sit down.She then sat down next to him, put her hand on his shoulder, leaned over close to him, and said, "Once upon a time, there was a really big, red lobster..."
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