Eating Right
A young man rushed into the doctor’s surgery. He had a carrot up one nostril, a cucumber in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "Doctor, doctor,” he gasped, “I’ve got dreadfully sore ears and can hardly breathe! What’s wrong with me?" The doctor looked at him for a few minutes, shook his head sorrowfully and replied, "You're not eating right."

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