10 Basic Truths About Chocolate
2. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS; both are plants, which place them in the vegetable category. One more proof that chocolate is a vegetable. 3. Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. 4. If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. 5. You only can get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car by eating it in the parking lot. 6. Diet tip: eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It will take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less. 7. Chocolate has many preservatives, and preservatives make you look younger. 8. Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today; that way, at least you'll get one thing done. 9. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy? 10. If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose; an entire garment industry would be devastated, and you can't let that happen, can you?
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