Inspirational Weight Loss Quotes
What Have Famous Celebrities Said about Dieting and Losing Weight?

Enjoy our selection of inspirational weight loss quotes about food, dieting and losing weight.

They make you see things in perspective and - hopefully - bring a smile on your face, helping you surf with more ease the ups and downs of your weight loss program.

When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. ~ Woody Allen, American film director

The reason fat people are happy is that the nerves are well protected. ~ Luciano Pavarotti, Italian tenor

I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. ~ Erma Bombeck, American humorist

A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch. ~ Hermione Gingold, English actress

Some people have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it. ~ Dave Barry, American author and Pulitzer-winning humorist

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate. ~ Unknown

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will. ~ Robert Frost, American poet

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. ~ W.C. Fields, American actor

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office. ~ Covert Bailey, fitness expert

The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back. ~ Franklin P. Jones, American businessman

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. ~ Luciano Pavarotti, Italian tenor

So far I've always kept my diet secret but now I might as well tell everyone what it is. Lots of grapefruit throughout the day and plenty of virile young men at night. ~ Angie Dickinson, American actress

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato. ~ Lewis Grizzard, American writer

An empty belly is the best cook. ~ Estonian proverb

We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons. ~ Alfred E. Newman, American writer

You are what you eat. For example, if you eat garlic you're apt to be a hermit. ~ Franklin P. Jones, American businessman

Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. ~ Mark Twain, American writer

In general, mankind, since the improvement in cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. ~ Benjamin Franklin, American scientist, inventor, philosopher, and politician

The spirit cannot endure the body when overfed, but, if underfed, the body cannot endure the spirit. ~ St. Francis de Sales, 17th century bishop of Geneva and Roman catholic saint

Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all. ~ Harriet van Horne, American columnist

Fish, to taste right, must swim three times - in water, in butter, and in wine. ~ Polish proverb

Cheese is milk's leap toward immortality. ~ Clifton Fadiman, American author, radio & TV personality

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. ~ Doug Larson, American Christian singer and songwriter

It's so beautifully arranged on the plate - you know someone's fingers have been all over it. ~ Julia Child, American cook, author, and TV personality

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook. ~ Andy Rooney, American radio and TV writer

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out. ~ Jean Kerr, American author and playwright

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable. ~ Mark Twain, American writer

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. ~ Fran Lebowitz, American author

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